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I got all of these from a friend. I haven't had the time to read them all yet, but I hope all of them are fun.
Also...I haven't had the time to change the layout over on any of them, so just hit the backbutton when you're done with each.

100.things.sysadmin.says.html
10baset.html
12step.recovery.from.win95.html
7th-level-animation.html
ABCs_of_UNIX.txt
Alt.sysadmin.recovery.html
AssemblyLanguageCommands.html
Bad_Billy_C.txt
BarfBag.gif
CA-99-02-Trojan-Horses.txt
CompHeavHell.html
Comp_Geeks_Are_Sex_Symbols_of_90s.txt
Dear_Abby.txt
Final_Exams.txt
God_logs_in.txt
Hacking_Bill_Gates_Boiler.txt
Haiku_Error_Messages.txt
How_to_Unsubscribe.txt
IBMEpiscopal.html
MS-Simulator.1.0.txt
MS.HQ.in.georgia.htm
MSChristmas.html
MSoptions.gif
MSoptions2.gif
MSoptions3.gif
MailingLists.txt
McDonnell_Douglas_Warranty_Card.txt
NULL.ultimate.comp.lang.htm
NewGates.html
Preferred_Language.txt
Silicon_Valley_HillBilly.txt
Sysadmin_Remembers_Past.txt
TooStupid.txt
Top_10_Crypto_Signs.txt
Top_10_MS_Gripes.txt
UNIXlfod.gif
UnixHaters.gif
UnixVI.htm
W95.undocumented.errors.html
accountz.htm
alien_os.html
analogies.html
ankle-biters.html
anti.unix.jokes.from.MS.luser.html
aol.addicts.htm
apache-owned.gif
arrest.jpg
awesome.unix.chdir.program.html
babyman.html
badass.htm
ball.jpg
bg.jpg
bill.gates.quotes.html
bill.gif
bill.html
billanim.gif
billdevl.gif
black.hole.txt
bogus.winnt.cdroms.txt
bosskill_8.html
breakingwind.txt
c++.txt
c.hierarchy.html
c.language.pranks.html
c64-anim.gif
c64.html
chickencrossroad.html
comp.contractor.txt
complete.listwin95.error.messages.htm
computer.folklore.from.net.rumors.html
computer.html
computer.knowledge.html
computer.terms.html
computerlab.html
cprog.html
crack-babies2.gif
creation.html
ctluser_8.html
cube_anim.gif
cybersex.html
d4y.in.l1f3.Hax0R.txt
daemon.html
data.procesdefinitions.html
day.in.life.of.sysadmin.htm
db-3.22.gif
db-3.23.gif
db-3.24.gif
db-3.25.gif
db-3.26.gif
db2-poc.gif
db3-poc.gif
db4-poc.gif
db5-poc.gif
ddcomp.html
debugging_purity_test.txt
decoding.htm
deepthoughts.txt
demo0.jpg
descent-into-MS-2.txt
descent-into-MS-3.txt
descent-into-MS-4.txt
descent-into-MS.txt
desk.htm
dev.null.txt
diary.aol.luser.html
dilbert.linux-1.gif
dilbert.linux-2.gif
dos.history.html
dr.seuss.tech.writer.htm
dreamman.html
dumpster.jpg
eagle.html
employee.htm
evolution.of.programmer.html
fast.food.the.UNIX.way.html
fbi.monitors.whole.internet.html
final-rev.gif
final.gif
fired.no.linux.txt
flame.a.thon.txt
flame.school.txt
flamers.bible.txt
freak.html
gates.ap.jpg
gates.guestbook.gif
gnu-overflow.html
god.programmer.htm
gphoto0.jpg
guide.to.perverse.comp.htm
guru_8.html
h4x0r1ng.gUid3.txt
hack-too-long.html
hacker.syndrome.paper.html
hacker.tarot.cards.html
hackers-breach-heaven.com.htm
hacking.html
hax0r.j4rg0n.txt
hdogbio.htm
herbertkornfeld.gif
hkhorr1.html
hkhorr2.html
hotline.html
howtogetbabes.txt
hp.lunch.htm
human.dna.html
ibm.buys.apache.html
idiot.guide.to.win95.htm
im.a.luser.html
img07316.gif
inferno.html
internet.html
jobguide.html
knife_8.html
know.ur.sysadmin.html
lart_1m.html
last.holdout.on.win95.htm
laws.of.programming.htm
leeto.hax0r.txt
linux-history.html
linux.rally.txt
linux.ti99.txt
linux.virgins.txt
linux.vs.mswincar.txt
linux_inside_new_icon_trans.gif
linuxriot.html
low-profile.txt
luser_8.html
lusers.html
man.condom.html
man_hack.txt
mansex.html
microsoft.buys.linux.html
microsoft.jpg
microsoft.kills.txt
mind.reading.markup.lang.html
missouri.town.linux.txt
monkeys.html
more.funny.unix.commands.html
moriacc.html
mouse.balls.html
ms-nuke.txt
ms.buys.america.html
ms.joe.bob.htm
ms.port.solitaire.txt
ms.sucks.txt
mslinux.jpg
msncb.txt
mush.txt
nato.attacks.haxorz.txt
nerdzilla.browser.project.txt
network.admin.job.descr.html
new.comp.lang.htm
new.jargon.file.txt
new.man.pages.html
new.win95.error.list.html
nine.types.of.users.html
no_bgates.gif
notes.html
nuclear.pc.option.htm
nuxi.html
old.iron.at.home.stories.html
opcodes.html
open.source.beer.txt
os-suck.html
other.html
overview.html
parody.txt
penguin.escapes.txt
piegates.jpg
politically.correct.unix.html
pricelist.html
prob.report.form.html
problem.with.HAL.htm
proffesion.html
prog.develop.termin.htm
programmer.suicide.txt
pronounce.linux.txt
quaylequotes.html
quotes.htm
r00t.advisory.96.su.html
r00t.advisory.96.sunnyday.html
r00t.advisory.96.syrup.html
r00t.advisory.97.eclipse.html
r00t.advisory.97.layer1.html
r00t.advisory.97.madden.html
r00t.advisory.98.littermaid.html
real.computer.scientists.html
real.software.engineers..html
rec-chem.html
redhat-10.0.txt
redhat.bsod.sim.txt
redhat.campaign.txt
redneck.linux.txt
riki.lake.interview.b.gates.htm
rtfmman.html
script-kiddy-HOWTO
seats.jpg
shoot.foot.html
sl_Purity.html
slashdot.effect.txt
slashdot.prevention.txt
slave.jpg
snf-command.com.tgz
so.you.want.to..html
software.engin.guide.htm
song.DayUnixDied.txt
support.phone.call.html
sysadm.html
sysadm.support.fees.html
sysadmin.favourite-things.song.html
sysadmin.interview.qs.html
sysadmin_1.html
tao.of.programming.html
techno.dweeb.test.html
telnet.coffe.machine.html
ten.cmmdts.html
the.apocrypha.html
top-15-chinese-translations.txt
top-15-life-broadcast.txt
top-15-pornstar.txt
top-9-millenium-bug.txt
top.10.win97.htm
top.50.geek.slogans.htm
top.ten.ways.internet.could.get.worse.html
top10.computers.compilers.html
true.history.of.net.htm
tuxissa.txt
u.r.from.sv.if.htm
unix-history.html
unix.admin.horror..html
unix.and.C.are.jokes.html
unix.cmd.fun.html
unix.gone.bad.htm
unix.hierarchy.html
unix.new
unix.shell.humor.html
unix.sysadmin.job..html
unix.who.on.what.htm
unixplate.gif
uubpman.html
vacation.htm
variousmicrosoft.html
walkman.html
web.founder.award.html
welcome.to.berkeley.txt
westwingsupport.htm
whack_1.html
whereisyoursysadmin.html
win95.source.code.htm
win95.upgrade.source.code.htm
win95.vs.jesus.htm
windows-vs-linux.txt
windoze_2495.jpg

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