"He is 25 years old, and still has to get his mother's permission to leave the house."

"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

"He stated in his resume that he knew the things required to do the job. Unfortunately it now has become painfully clear that the skills he pocess involve nothing but bragging and know-it-all attitudes."

"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

"His men would follow him anywhere but only out of morbid curiosity."

"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."

"This associate is really not so much a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be."

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

"This employee seems inadecuate of accomplishing anything at all during work hours, beyond flirting with co-workers and doing her nails."

"This employee should go far -- and the sooner he starts, the better we'll be."

"This employee should not be allowed to breed."

"This man has the whole six pack but is missing the plastic thingy that holds them all together."

"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

"When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there."

"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."