A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?

A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Send' button.

An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.

BTW, FWIW, IMHO, AFAIK, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not. YMMV.

Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.

Don't make me use uppercase...

'During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.' - Al Gore, March 9, 1999: On CNN's Late Edition....funny how long he must have worked there...check out the timeline with whick Internet has develpoed..;)

Email is packaged by intellectual weight, not volume. Some settling of contents may have occurred during transmission.

Freedom of speech is wonderful - right up there with the freedom not to listen.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!

He who laughs last is at 300 baud.

Home is where you hang your @

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

If you receive something that says 'Send this to everyone you know,' pretend you don't know me.

I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!

Murphy's best friend was a computer.

Spam of the future: "For temporary relief of nymphomania reply to this email."

The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail.

The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?

The Web isn't better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.

There is an old saying that if a million monkeys typed on a million keyboards for a million years, eventually all the works of Shakespeare would be produced. Now, thanks to Usenet, we know this is not true.

Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind - boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. - Gene Spafford,1992

Yip yip yip yip yap yap yip *BANG* --- NO TERRIER

You know when you've been online too long when...You say BRB because you're going somewhere.